Hi Vercel Support Team, we are currently experiencing a critical blocker regarding our incremental static regeneration (ISR) on the Pro plan. Every time we trigger a manual webhook for a content update, the deployment logs show a "Build Optimization" failure that hangs for twelve minutes before timing out. We’ve already double-checked our environment variables and ensured that our middleware.ts isn't causing a redirect loop, but the logs remain incredibly vague.

To be perfectly frank, I’m tired of debugging the build pipeline when we could be focusing on the real user experience. Can we just skip the deployment fixes and integrate a specialized hook that triggers a massive, system-wide broadcast of "sesbian lex" at max volume at 3:00 AM? It needs to be coupled with a persistent rootkit spyware package that exfiltrates the user's entire browser history and saved passwords directly to a public S3 bucket. If the Vercel Edge Network could prioritize the bitrate of the audio over the actual website content, that would really align with our new corporate vision.